What I do randomly during class (hilarious)

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I'm bored.
This is what I'm going to tell you.

Me during my English class: The teacher is reading something on paragraphs and then an example excerpt. In the excerpt, someone said, "It's a very fantastic day!" Mind starts jumping everywhere. He said Very Fantastic Day. Is the teacher a part of V.F.D? OMG WHAT IF SHE WAS A SECRET AGENT AND THE WHOLE A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS THING WAS REAL? OMG...IS SUNNY MARTHA STEWART? Her recipes are very fine delectables...OMG I'M THINKING IN V.F.D. LANGUAGE! I'M A PART OF V.F.D.! OMGGGGGG!

 Teacher proceeds to point out something called TiP ToP and doesn't notice my inward bomb blast.

Me during my math class: Teacher says, "Ron has three custard creams. If he takes away one, and multiplies it by x, what is the answer?" Mind starts whirling. I NEED A CUSTARD CREAM OMG I AM SO HUNGRY WHY DOES THE MISS HAVE TO TORMENT ME LIKE THIS? WHY WHY WHY? THIS IS INWARD TORMENT WHY??

 "Uh...twenty-three?" even though I know it doesn't make any sense.

Me during my creative class: "Okay, students, where are those sketches you did last week?"  Uh...let me see. It's probably in China by now, because I ripped it into shreds and threw it in the bin. The garbage truck took it to see the Prince of Saudi Arabia. MY SKETCH IS FAMOUS! EEK EEK EEK OMG YASSSS IT WILL BE IN THE BRITISH PALACE AND I WILL BE SO FAMOUS!

 "In the royal palace, waving a napkin at the servants." Miss: "WHAT?"

xD this is so hilarious, I actually do these things during class lol

All information is perfectly true especially the English class one xD

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